Not mine, mind you. I send John Hawkins down to round everything up for me. If I were to attend in person, the whole mystery persona would be shot! Look what happens to Ron Paul, for example, when people actually look under that rock. Yeah, there goes my putsch strategy. So that’s right out. But Right Wing News has just released the top 20 quotes from CPAC 2010. I’m not even saying they’re even all safe for work–they’re not.
That’s the other reason I don’t go to CPAC. Because I’m the last cultural conservative, remember?