Likelihood of Success

Social insanity

Jan 7, 2010 Heart and spirit, Social networking

I have had some weird experiences out there in social space, which by all lights is surely getting creepier and creepier.

First a few months ago there was this lady on LinkedIn who was pushing so so hard to make some kind of presence for herself.  She kept pressing and pressing to build this kind of community around her, not without some success.  Seeing as how she didn’t seem to have an actual day job (I don’t think just anyone can list themselves as “visionary” or “happenings mover” or whatever) it seemed no worse than all the other snake oil, and at first I thought perhaps she had something to say in there.

But I knew something was weird, including the fact that she kept saying in her postings that certain people were hacking her LinkedIn account and things.  I mean, I guess anything’s possible.  But then she started intensely hitting me with requests to tweet or link to these articles she wrote, and I sent her a message saying that, hey, maybe she’s being a little overly aggressive here?

Man.  Big mistake!  Check out this dialogue — I had to recreate my lines because I didn’t keep them, but hers I did (for the authorities):

NuttyLady: Would you please RT [re-tweet] a couple of my stories you like most today? I’m still not getting into the Key Word Search stream at all!

Me: Sure, I did that in fact just yesterday, but you know, you are maybe pushing a little hard here?  Maybe you want to RT some of my links?

NuttyLady: I have to rely on my network to get any exposure to the general Twitter audience. Thanks so much for your help.

Me: No, I get that, no problem, I just saying you’re asking a lot and it seems kind of one-sided.

NuttyLady: I am not getting into the Key Word searches because of malicious code someone put on my account. I am not automated and do everything myself.

NuttyLady (a minute later):  I am a professional writer with more stories to my credit than most people at, say, Huffington Post. You don’t mind RT’ing their stories!

I don’t?  Actually if I have ever RT’ed something from Huffington Post that would be news to me.  It could have happened by accident, but… while I was preparing that response, this came in:

NuttyLady: You are showing bias towards “Little Media” versus “Big Media.”

And with that she not only unfollowed me — she BLOCKED me so I couldn’t respond to her — and deleted me as a connection on LinkedIn!!

No, no, believe me — I’m grateful.  But I just wasn’t ready for that kind of nuttiness out of nowhere.  What with her Ivy League Ph.D. and all.

I lived.  And, mind you, this is all in the context of a very, very contracted social networking profile and much less time spent on this stuff than at this point a year ago, or six months ago.  Yet even as I narrow the gauge of my efforts, more and more loons parade through view via the keyhole.

Like yesterday — this guy with no identifying information on his profile whatsoever friends my law firm’s Facebook page, which I administer.  And I am not just adding people to my firm’s visible, online social networks.  There has to be some rationale, right?  So I ask him, as nice as pie, like this (again, the name has been changed to protect the unhinged):

Goetz Fitzpatrick January 5 at 12:00pm

Hi, Guy.

We don’t already know each other, which is fine. But usually when I get a friend request I need to see something on the other person’s profile that explains why we should indeed be friends. That’s especially true here where I am online as my law firm’s identity (I am really Ron Coleman and have my own profile).

Your profile just says you’re male — the one thing I probably could have figured out for myself! If you hide everything from people you send friend requests to, though, I am not sure how you expect them to make a decision!

Guy Nu January 5 at 4:53pm Report

We are in the same fan group on facebook which means we would have common interests. If this is not your personal page I do not see an issue….learn how to network for your business expecially

By the way, all YOUR page says is that you are from NY

All of this is on my profile, including my email:

Sex:

Male

Birthday:

December 6

Hometown:

Miami, FL

Looking For:

Networking

Current City:

Miami, FL

Website:

http://www.MalpracticeAttorneys.com

http://www.InvestingFunds.com

Following which he not only withdraws his friend request but — yep — BLOCKS ME!

Of course, he’s insane.  Goetz Fitzpatrick’s Facebook profile does not “only say you’re from New York” — here, take a look.  The whole point is to advertise the firm.  And I think we do it pretty decently.

And no, those links were not on his profile.  Were.  Not.  And are not:  I have a printout that I made today to confirm this for myself, but if you want to see it I’ll email it to you.  (I was able to print it out by cruising over via my personal profile, which he did not block.)

And what does this genius, this scion of Florida Atlantic University, in fact, bestow on me as a bit of parting advice after spitting in my face for asking a simple question?

Learn how to network for your business expecially.

He’s right, I guess.  Expecially.