Left coast
May 19, 2009 Americana
After my whirlwind appearance at an awards dinner on Sunday, which kept me no lack of occupied (see me on the bottom right? in the hat?), I basically rolled right into a cross-continental flight to Seattle to attend the International Trademark Association annual meeting. I have lots of observations, never before made of course, which we will share presently. Just not this presently.
But I will say this much: This West Coast nonsense explains everything. Now I really understand it. They wake up four hours behind the 8-ball! I’m susprised they didn’t get the International Date Line moved to Minneapolis or something so they would be the ones in front of us, but good thing they didn’t. By the time you shower and get out of the house they’ve already set the agenda and are having a coffee break in New York.
No wonder they invented a fantasy world.
May 21st, 2009 at 2:05 pm
The fact that East Costers seem to forget that we exist is a source of continual frustration to me– and most West Costers.
We should do what China did and put the whole country (Minus AK and HI) on a single timezone– preferable Central or Mountain…
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May 21st, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Wait….the guy with the hat and the tie?
It’s like a Jewish version of “Where’s Waldo”…without the ability to find Waldo.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I guess we all look the same to you, Jeremy?
May 21st, 2009 at 11:57 pm
You mean lawyers…(*hyuck hyuck*).
Yes.
In this case, absolutely. As a white, mid twenties gentile, I have not yet acquired the ability to differentiate beyond recognizable clever print t-shirts with Retro slang.
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May 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 am
Can hardly blame you!