Gallery of Atrocities

Feb 20, 2008 Jocularity, O Mores!

Time to get morally serious about that salad you’ve got there, buster.

UPDATE: I had intended to add a link to an article I wrote for Student Lawyer magazine about 20 years ago, a parody law-school “welcome” booklet for a fictional fourth-tier law school called “Welcome to Lincoln Law” in which I believe I actually first originated the concept of a “Vegetable Rights Clinic.” But I recently cleaned up and threw out a bunch of junk, and, well, there ya go. No documentary proof… yet.

Um, I did find this (PDF) from the same era. It’s not as funny, but it has its atrocious aspects, too.

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Irina Says:

February 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
That booklet would have been fun to see!
Ron Coleman Says:

February 24th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I’m efforting to find it, Irina!

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