I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man and so is Mullah
Mar 7, 2007 Jocularity, Orient
A prominent Taliban cross-dresser got picked up. By NATO, that is:
Mullah Mahmood, who is accused of helping the Taliban detonate suicide bombs, was caught Tuesday in Kandahar province while wearing [a burqa,] the all-encompassing Islamic veil worn here by women, NATO said.
March 7th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
How did they know it was him? I can just picture those culturally insensitive NATO guys peeking up ladies’ burqas at random until they found something.
March 7th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I think they caught on when they saw “her” reading the sports pages.
March 8th, 2007 at 7:38 am
Reminds me of how Jefferson Davis was caught disguised in women’s clothing at the close of the Civil war.
March 12th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
What they don’t tell you in the story is that at the time of arrest he was singing “I Enjoy Being a Girl” from Rogers and Hammerstein’s Flower Drum Song.
March 12th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
That’s always a dead giveaway!
March 12th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
What they don’t tell you in the story is that at the time of arrest he was singing “I Enjoy Being a Girl” from Rogers and Hammerstein’s Flower Drum Song.
I heard he was singing:
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and
witty and gay…
March 12th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
OK, FIAR. Your sad attempt at a flaccid gag is obviously a cry for a very special kind of help. Obviously anyone under 60 who knows the words to any Broadway musical feels pretty pretty, too.
Let’s talk.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Google. ‘Nuff said.
April 13th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Hell of a price to pay for SRS (sexual reasignment surgery)
Could have gone to Thailand for only a few grand, would not have had to pay an arm and a leg for it.
smile
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April 13th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Well among the Taliban those are not high prices at all.
April 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
He stood out. His shoes and bag were all wrong. That, or his being 6’2″ might have tipped them off.